Tee-pee Lay-zee

It takes a certain level of laziness, a determination to be lazy, to see that the toilet paper roll is nearly out, and instead of replacing it simply pull out a new roll, use some of it, and then leave it on the counter next to the toilet.

By the same logic used in such an act, that person's refrigerator must contain several nearly empty cartons of milk and orange juice, each with a single sip left, crammed in behind just-opened fresh containers. Aged eggs left over from unfinished dozens must crowd the upper shelf, seeping out their foul odors while newer cartons sit at the ready.

Taking it to the inevitable conclusion, this person's front yard must look like a junk yard, covered as it must be with the removed engines, taken out of the car and replaced with a new one rather than simply getting an oil change.

Posted by Andrew Huff at November 6, 2003 02:29 PM